4.5 stars
First Sentence: Ever since Aramis’s bizarre transformation into the confessor of the order, Baisemeaux, the warden of the Bastille, had not been the same man.
Thoughts: Well that didn’t go the way I was expecting. I’d known the broad outlines of the story before I read the book, but it turns out I only knew half of it. I really thought Aramis was going to get away with it until he didn’t.
So what was Aramis up to? We’ve been asking ourselves that since Book One of Vicomte de Brangelonne and finally we have an answer. He’s going to further his plans to be the next prime minister of France, following in the footsteps of Cardinal Richelieu and Cardinal Mazarin. Thing is, Louis XIV doesn’t want a prime minister and wants to be an absolute monarch. However, there’s one little flaw in his plan and it’s at the Bastille: Louis’s secret twin brother Philippe. (Which is also the name of Louis’ younger brother Monsieur. Unimaginative parents.)
Aramis, who already found Philippe the Twin in Louise de la Valliére, goes back to the Bastille to tell him the truth of his heritage. Our sneaky religious then goes to the warden and presents a letter signed by the king authorizing Philippe’s release. He then takes Philippe with him to observe the King’s routines until he’s ready to make the switch.
Here we reach the limit of what I previously knew about the book. Aramis succeeds in switching Louis and Philippe the Twin and his plan works for a couple of hours until the real king returns in a right fury. Turns out that Aramis had confessed his plan to Fouquet (the finance minister) because he was going to kidnap the king from Fouquet’s house. The minister was terrified of the consequences of this switch, mainly because it was happening at his house, so he went to the Bastille, rescued the king, and brought him back during the morning levee. Confusion ensues.
Aramis takes off, Porthos in tow. From now on they occupy the first two spots on Louis XIV’s Specialized High-Intensity Training list. They hide out in Belle Isle, hoping the fortifications they built in the first volume will protect them from the royal wrath. Narrator: it will not.
Meanwhile, Raoul is still reeling from the revelation that ended the last book when he walked in on his One True Love Louise being the king’s mistress. Like a proper romantic hero, Raoul declares he will never love again and starts looking for the best way to get himself killed. It appears in the form of Duc de Beaufort who’s about to embark on a military expedition to Algiers. Athos reluctantly lets his son go, fearing that they will never meet again in this life. Narrator: they will not.
What about d’Artagnan? He’s caught between a rock and a hard place when the king orders him to Belle Isle to capture Aramis and Porthos. D’Artagnan does his best to convince them to escape, but then he finds out the king didn’t entirely trust him and sent another man with secret orders…orders to kill. Once again d’Artagnan resigns his commission and is locked away until Aramis escapes. Porthos, alas, fell victim to foreshadowing.
Later, d’Artagnan and Aramis are reunited. Aramis finally feels some sort of guilt for all his machinations as he tells the story of why only one of them escaped. He goes on to exile while d’Artagnan goes back to Paris where he learns that both Athos and Raoul have died. Well that sucks. But wait, what’s this? Some good news? Yes it is! At long last d’Artagnan gets what he always wanted: appointed Marshal of France. His joy, however, is short-lived because of course it is.
And so the Saga of the Musketeers comes to an end. The Age of Bravery is over, the Age of Romance and Manipulation has come into full flower. But it’s not altogether a tragedy. Our Heroes kept true to themselves and each other until the very end. And that’s what the story was really about in the first place.