The Gales of November: The Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald, John U. Bacon

4 stars

First Sentence: On Tuesday, July 4, 1995, a serene summer day, a boat named the Northlander eased across calm seas until she sat directly over her destination.

State: Michigan
Have I Been There: No
Do I Want to Go There: I would like to see the Upper Peninsula so I can see the land of The Cat Who… series.

I know this is more about the Great Lakes than Michigan, but which state is more Lakey? Besides, the final delivery the Fitzgerald was going to make was in Detroit and it was lost near Michigan, so I say that counts. Look, this is another last minute replacement for the original pick. My initial picks for the M states are not being good to me. Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, and Montana better be on their A games.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Because I live in the world, I had heard about the Edmund Fitzgerald my whole life mostly because of the ballad. I’ve never actually listened to it other than hearing a few verses referenced in various MST3K episodes. Honestly, I’m not a Gordon Lightfoot fan. If I never hear “Hallelujah” again it will be too soon. But the story of the ship itself is fascinating.

Sailing the Great Lakes is a whole different animal from sailing on the ocean, and Bacon does an excellent job of explaining why. The Lakes are technically freshwater seas, totally enveloped by land. It’s because of the land that the waves are different than ocean waves. It’s like waves in a bathtub, they keep bouncing off the sides, getting larger and larger and closer together. Ocean waves, on the other hand, have more room to spread out before they hit land. That’s why storms on the Lakes are more dangerous. The waves alone could snap a ship without even trying.

The actual Storm of the Century that sank the Fitzgerald is near the end of the book. The first part goes over the history of Great Lakes shipping, its impact on the surrounding areas, and the early years of the Fitzgerald. These are interspersed with stories about two other major shipwrecks in the 20^th century. The first one took place in 1913 with the first Storm of the Century and the second happened in the 1950s. Both times there were a few survivors who were able to tell what had happened. One reason the sinking of the Fitzgerald became a legend is because there were no survivors.

Right before the storm Bacon tells us about the men onboard (no women, this was in the 1970s). There are a lot of scenes of sailors sitting in bars listening to “Brandy” which I have heard (I prefer the Big Head Todd & the Monsters version). There are brief bios of most of the men, especially Captain McSorley who was on his One Last Job before retirement and deckhand Bruce Hudson. Bruce’s mother, “Aunt” Ruth, was a major power in getting the Fitzgerald memorials established and getting the ship declared an official gravesite.

There’s also the story of the song which, again, I am not going out of my way to listen to. Nothing against the song, but I’ve heard most of “McArthur Park” and that’s enough interminable 1970s crap to last me for a good century at least.

The most amazing part about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is that it actually made a difference. For once the corporate suits realized that they were hurting themselves and everyone else by pushing the captains too hard to make hugenormous deliveries and stepped back. They let the captains actually make their own decisions about that to do with their ships in bad weather, and stopped penalizing them for taking shelter instead of going through the storm. The National Weather Service stepped up its game to give better and real-time forecasts so the ships wouldn’t be caught in the middle of a blizzardcane in open water.

And that’s why there hasn’t been another shipwreck on the Great Lakes since 1975. May the lull last another 50 years.

Radium Girls: The Dark Story of America’s Shining Women, Kate Moore

5 stars

First Sentence: The scientist had forgotten all about the radium.

Thoughts: “Excuse me, I need to go punch a capitalist tycoon real quick.” That is my complete review on Goodreads. I’m still looking for a (male) tycoon to knock out. Don’t let any of them come near me because I will not be responsible for my actions.

This is one reason why I become more of a raging feminist every year. Y’all better count your lucky stars that women don’t still wear giant Edwardian hats because I wouldn’t trust me with a hatpin right now.

What set me off? Let’s go over it point by point. This book tells the stories of the women who painted radium on the luminescent clock dials in the early 20^th century. Back then the most interesting thing about radium was that it glowed in the dark. No one had seen anything like it before. Glowing clocks and watches were considered a safety measure because people could see what time it was without striking a match or turning on a light if they heard something go bump in the night or if they were in a war zone and needed to synchronize watches in a basement or something.

Painting the dials was one of the factory jobs open to women. It was actually a very good job, especially during WWI when the government ordered thousands of watches for Our Boys Over There. Some of the girls (who could be as young as eleven) ended up being the major breadwinner of their families because the pay was so good. It was piecework, though, so the more watches you painted, the more money you made.

Since radium was so expensive, the girls were cautioned not to waste the paint. However, they were given brushes to paint the dials* and the hairs on the tips would spread out after a few passes. The best way to repoint the brushes was to stick them in your mouth and swirl it around to get a point. Lip-pointing, it was called. The girls didn’t mind for the most part (some didn’t like the feel or taste of the paint in their mouths). The paint was harmless, their bosses told them. Later, when radium wasn’t so strictly rationed, the girls even painted themselves with it. When they mixed the paint at their stations, particles of it got in the air and landed on their clothes, making them sparkle. Pretty!

Then they started getting sick. The first to die was Mollie Maggia. Her jawbone basically crumbled away, to the point that her dentist was able to lift it out of her mouth. Yikes. I mean, really, yikes. Fortunately (really!) he kept the jawbone pieces which was a boon to doctors years later when they figured out that the radium might be killing the girls.

More and more of them got sick. They had jaw pain, joint pain, lost teeth, miscarriages, all kinds of random symptoms.** It took doctors a while to realize the cause was the same. It took longer for them to find out the reason why: radium replaces calcium in bones. You know, the element that holds your bones together. The important one. In fact, one woman realized she had been poisoned when she went to the bathroom at night and saw her bones glowing through her skin in the dark.

No one ever told you there weren’t real-life horror stories.

The first group of women, dial painters from New Jersey, succeeded in getting a settlement after years of legal wrangling. Then the company immediately tried to weasel out of paying for the women’s treatments when they got sicker because, and I want to make this absolutely clear, corporations are not people, they are soulless entities run by a bunch of jerks that care nothing about the people they employ. Ten years later a group of dial painters from Illinois took their company to court and won. They didn’t go for a settlement but a full, on-the-record, trial. The company still tried to weasel out of their penalties because of what I said two sentences ago.

Most of the women died young and painfully, but their deaths were not in vain. Their legal cases were landmarks for occupational safety and led to the creation of OSHA. The survivors helped scientists study the effects of radiation well into the 1970s. Willingly, even. Most of what we know about radiation’s effects on the human body comes from them. This knowledge helped end nuclear testing when scientists realized that other radioactive elements were also bad because they were mostly men and don’t care about the consequences of what they’re doing when they blow stuff up. I’m a fan of blowing stuff up myself, but check what you’re exploding and the surroundings before you do it, okay? Don’t make me get the hatpins.

*Other countries used glass rods or pens which is why radium poisoning was a uniquely U.S. problem.

**One woman had a sarcoma of the knee that measured between 45-47 centimeters before she died. For the record, the carcinoma removed from my breast a couple of years ago was only 1 centimeter. This is one reason why I appreciate living in the future.

The Third Nero, Lindsey Davis

5 stars

First Sentence: Many people wanted to believe the Emperor Nero had never died.

Thoughts: It’s the day after Tiberius and Albia’s wedding and the honeymoon is canceled. Not surprising, since the groom was truck by lightning during the procession to his new home with his wife. There’s no telling when or if he’ll recover so Albia is worried about money. They only have a couple of rooms in their new house finished, the business needs taking care of, and there are bills. Enter Philippus, the son of the late Claudius Laeta.

Like his father, Philippus works for the emperor. Also like his father, he works for imperial intelligence. The reason why he’s making the post-wedding call is not just for congratulations, but to ask Albia to take care of a job for him that requires a woman’s touch. Two provincial governors were—ahem–encouraged to depart this life for the next one recently, and Philippus needs to know what their wives knew about the activities that led to their unscheduled departures. Albia’s not happy about working for the government after all Falco went through, but she needs money and Philippus will pay up front.

Albia goes to the palace to interviews the wives of the late governors of Britain and Asia. The British governor’s wife stayed behind in Rome while he was serving his term of office, so she didn’t know much about the events that led to his death. The Asian governor’s wife, though, was with him when he was killed. After speaking with the widow (or, more specifically, the widow’s sister) Albia suspects that the reason the Asian governor was killed was less to do about what he was accused of and more to do with the third Nero imposter that recently popped up in Parthia.

Ever since Nero was killed in 68, imposters have been showing up claiming to be him. Some fools believed that Nero would bring them back to a better time, forgetting all the chaos he had created in the haze of nostalgia.* The Flavian emperors were quick to put these imposters down, usually while they were still out in the provinces, but this latest was brought to Rome. Philippus and Albia go to the jail where the False Nero is being kept. They find a peasant with dyed blond hair who can’t speak Latin calmly eating a bowl of soup. How this guy was going to pass as Nero was beyond them.

The next morning, the false Nero was dead. The secret ingredient in the soup was poison. The jailers hurry to dump the body in a convenient ditch in the suburbs while Trebianus, the imperial Parthia watcher, hires Albia to check on the Parthian ambassador and his retinue. There’s a traitor in the palace and Trebianus suspects that they’re in with the Parthians and, possibly, the latest false Nero.

Albia doesn’t want to go to the Parthian embassy. It used to be the home of Falco’s arch-nemesis Anacrites. Albia had been there a few times and barely got away. But she needs the money, so she gets her cousin Marcia to help her infiltrate the harem (and to see if the Parthians kept Anacrites collection of erotic pottery. They didn’t). They find themselves in more trouble than they expected when they uncover plans for a fourth Nero imposter. This has got to be cleared up before Domitian gets back from Pannonia. He’s expected any day now.

*Laughs in American living in 2026.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, vol. 3: Century, Alan Moore & Kevin O’Neill

3.5 stars

First Sentence: Fraters and sorors…beloved fraters and sorors…we are gathered in the profess-house.

Thoughts: And here is where I part ways with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. As someone in the Goodreads reviews put it, the series got a little too “old man yells at cloud.” I read a little bit of the next volume, Tempest, and the grumpiness with Kids These Days was much more prevalent. In my humble opinion, the series should have stayed in Victorian times, but I’m not the author so….

There are three sections in this volume, covering 1909 to 2009. The first section involves the Second Murray League which consisted of Mina Murry, Allan Quartermain pretending to be his own son so no one knew about Ayesha’s pool, Orlando in insufferable Edwardian male form, A.J. Raffles the gentleman thief, and Thomas Carnacki the occultist visionary. Carnacki has a vision that something terrible is going to happen in London involving a Moonchild. Subsequent investigation indicates that it may happen down at the Limehouse docks.

Meanwhile Captain Nemo’s daughter Janni refuses to follow in her father’s footsteps and heads off to London. She gets a job in a dive bar in Limehouse which lasts until the night she’s attacked and raped by a group of sailors. She’s rescued by Jenny from The Threepenny Opera who sings songs from the play while Janni recovers and summons the Nautilus to get revenge on everyone who hurt her. The League gets there only to witness Janni taking over her father’s crew. The moonchild problem is left for the future.

The next chapter is set in the psychedelic days of 1969. Allan, Mina, and Orlando (still male) have been sent back to London from the Blazing World to stop the moonchild. Meanwhile the singer in a popular Britpop band has been murdered. One of his bandmates, the one who was there when the singer was killed, plans a huge memorial concert in the park. The real reason for the concert is so the ghost of Oliver Haddo, who was trying to create the antichrist, can take over his body and start his reign of terror. Mina meets with the Traveler, a mysterious man with glasses and a trenchcoat who’s stuck in location but not in time. He warns Mina of Haddo’s plans so she goes to the concert while Allan and Orlando try to find Haddo’s cult. Mina takes the brown acid and has a bad trip where she fights off Haddo’s spirit while the concert goes downhill. She’s taken away in an ambulance before her men can find her.

A brief interlude in the 1970s reveals that Allan’s gone back to opiates to deal with his guilt. Orlando, in disgust, leaves him to join the army.

Orlando’s military career ends in 2009 when he’s hospitalized after going nuts and shooting up a marketplace in Iraq. Just in time because she’s switched over to female. Prospero appears from the Blazing World to warn Orlando that the moonchild has been born. He sends her to a mental hospital to rescue Mina, who’s been kept there for forty years, and they start the search anew. Then it turns into some kind of twisted Harry Potter story that barely makes sense.

In conclusion, drugs are bad, mmkay? Don’t do drugs.

The Graveyard of the Hesperides, Lindsey Davis

5 stars

First Sentence: Everyone knew a dead barmaid was buried in the courtyard.

Thoughts: Flavia Albia and Tiberius Manlius Faustus are already living together, but because she’s an informer and he’s an aedile, Tiberius wants a formal wedding. Albia’s okay with it as long as she doesn’t have to do too much of the planning. Fortunately (or not) she has two teenage sisters who are more than happy to take over that job for her. Oh boy.

Albia doesn’t have time to plan her wedding because she’s helping Tiberius start up his new career as a builder. He took over Salvidia’s business after he moved out of his uncle’s house. Remember Salvidia? She was Albia’s client who got killed in The Ides of April. Tiberius is finishing up a job Salvidia left unfinished at her death, renovating The Garden of the Hesperides, a dive bar on the Viminal Hill. Unlike most dive bars, this one has a legend associated with it. A barmaid was supposedly murdered and buried in the courtyard about ten years ago. No one really believes it until two of the builders uncover human bones while digging a trench for a water feature in the courtyard.

Work comes to a screeching halt. The vigiles are called in. Two cohorts of vigiles. After some back and forth the entire courtyard is excavated, revealing the remains of several men, a chicken, and the barmaid who’s missing her head for some reason. Albia takes the case of What Happened to Rufia the Barmaid Ten Years Ago and Who Are the Other Men?

No one really wants to talk about it. Eventually Albia is put on the trail of one Menendra, a mysterious business women who travels around with a pair of toughs. Finding out her business is a job in itself as Menendra has her fingers in all the pies on the Viminal. When she catches up to her, Albia learns Menendra learned everything she knows from Rufia back in the day, but she can’t shed any light on what happened to her old mentor.

Then they find out that the female skeleton was pregnant when she was killed. Well she couldn’t be Rufia, because Rufia was well past all that when she vanished. So who in Hades was the murdered woman? And, again, why is her head missing? Could it be the Rabirius gang? They’ve been seen nosing around the various bars in the neighborhood and Albia knows they have a protection racket going.

Meanwhile the wedding draws ever closer. Albia shuts down most of her sisters’ elaborate plans by hiring her own augur and sacrificers (I can’t remember the Latin name). They approve because the men Albia hired are hot, hot, hot. Also, they’ll bring their own sheep. This is important because Uncle Balbius keeps insisting he can do the sacrifices at family holidays. He took a class once, you see. Albia’s precautions don’t stop Balbius from showing up with his own pig which inspires the funniest scene in the book. Ah, family.

A Few Green Leaves, Barbara Pym

3.5 stars

First Sentence: On the Sunday after Easter—Low Sunday, Emma believed it was called—the villagers were permitted to walk in the park and woods surrounding the manor.

Thoughts: I think this is the quietest book I’ve ever read. Some books are a conversation, some are a shout, but this one is a whisper. It’s mainly scenes of English village life in the 1970s. The population is aging, their most important engagement each week is at the doctor’s surgery where they pick up their prescriptions. They go for walks on the manor once a year. They make horrible dinners out of gelatin. And they observe each other, especially Emma Howick, an anthropologist who’s writing a study of village life.

Emma sees Graham Pettifer, an old flame/friend/colleague, on a discussion panel on the telly one night and is inspired to write him a letter catching up. Graham takes Emma’s letter to mean more than it does. He shows up unannounced in the village a couple of times to visit, making a big deal (for an Englishman) about how his marriage is on the rocks. Emma isn’t sure she wants to rekindle things with Graham, but she can’t do anything when he moves in over the summer to work on a book. His attempts to leave his wife are ultimately futile because Emma’s more interested in the vicar, Tom Dagnall.

Tom and his sister Daphne rattle around in the old manse, much to the disgust of Dr. Shrubsole and his wife. The Shrubsoles have three children and Mrs. Dr.’s mother living with them in a tiny box of a house and they would love to have the much larger manse. When Daphne moves in with her friend Heather after Heather retires, they think the vicar will move into a smaller house, but he doesn’t seem to want to up sticks. He’s more interested in tentatively starting things up with Emma.

Daphne, meanwhile, finds out that her dream of living with her best friend isn’t what she hoped. She and Heather had made annual trips to Greece, and Daphne thought they’d retire there. But Heather’s moved into a small house in the suburbs of Birmingham or Manchester, one of those industrial towns, and wants to go to Cornwall for their next holiday. The only thing Daphne likes about her new life is her dog. She hopes to move back to the village with Tom but no one there is interested in having her back.

I’m kind of surprised at how much the characters sucked me in to their stories. I was very invested in the Emma/Tom relationship. Graham got on my nerves with his wishy-washy ways. Charlie Brown popped by at one point to tell him to grow a spine. Daphne might have been interesting if she had enough spine to be the termagant she so desperately wanted to be, but at least she got her longed-for dog.

In short, this is the novel form of the English vs. American movies bit from Suzy Izzard’s Dress to Kill. I need to come up with a term for this genre. Arranging matches, maybe?

Deadly Election, Lindsey Davis

5 stars

First Sentence: Never hold an election in July.

Thoughts: There are some eternal truths in this world, and that first sentence is one of them. July is too hot to do anything in the northern hemisphere except melt slowly into an uncomfortable puddle. But it’s also the month when Domitian is out of town, so if there was any time to have a pretense at democracy it’s now.

July is also not a good time to hold an auction because most people with money have left Rome for the coast, including Albia’s parents. But the Callisti need money now so they cleaned out their warehouse filled with old furniture, knickknacks, paddywhacks, and dog’s bones from their lost home in Pompeii and hired the Didius auction house to sell the less damaged pieces. They expect a good sale; enough time has passed since The Eruption to leave a veneer of allure over Pompeian pieces.

There was no allure to the smelly old chest, though. When the auction house workers opened it up, they quickly closed it and sent for Albia. When she came, she opened the chest to reveal a man’s decaying body inside. She quickly closed it as well and sent the chest to an undertaker she didn’t like. Fundanus may be an officious jerk, but he was good at post-mortems. Unfortunately he couldn’t tell who the man was. The only personal item left with him (besides his clothes) was a plain gold ring like every other equestrian wore.

Meanwhile Faustus found out that Albia came back to town after visiting her parents. He hires her to help his friend Sextus Vibius Marinus who’s running for next year’s plebian aedile. Since Faustus ran the previous year and won, he’s Vibius’ campaign manager. He wants Albia to dig up dirt on the other candidates that they can use in attack speeches. Albia is not impressed with Vibius. Something about him doesn’t sit right with her. Maybe it’s the way his wife is nowhere to be found while the other candidates’ wives are often seen out and about in the Forum with their husbands.

Meanwhile the Callisti auction is going ahead. The smelly chest (now empty of its gruesome contents) sells the first day. Some questioning by the auction workers reveals that the Callisti used a proxy to buy it back. When Albia asks them why, they feed her a line about keeping the notorious chest in the family to protect their reputation. Being Falco’s daughter and an experienced investigator in her own right, she doesn’t believe them. Then the chest comes back up on the block with a different body inside. Oh for cryin’ out….

What is going on with this chest? Who was the first dead man? What is the connection among all the candidates for plebian aedile? Where is Vibius’ wife? And, most importantly, will Albia and Faustus finally succumb to the sexual tension that’s been building between them since the start of the series?

I’ll answer the last question: yes. Yes they do.

The Confessions of Samuel Pepys: Private Revelations from Britain’s Most Famed Diarist, Guy de la Bédoyère

4 stars

First Sentence: The celebrated seventeenth-century English diarist and naval officer Samuel Pepys (1633-1703) has been well served when it comes to biographies and editions of his diary.

Thoughts: Samuel Pepys’ diary is a fascinating look back at the world of 1660s London and the court of King Charles the Spaniel…SECOND. King Charles the Second. It’s famous, and rightly so, for its cast of famous characters from the king and his various mistresses to the Earl of Sandwich to Sir W. Penn (father of the Penn who founded Pennsylvania) and G. Carteret (namesake of Carteret County, NC). The most famous passages are those detailing the Great Fire of London in 1666. But one mystery remaining is what is hidden behind the polyglot Sam used when he was up to no good, an odd mixture of French, Spanish, and Latin, lightly dusted with Greek.

There never has been a good translation of the polyglot. When the diary was first published in the 1800s, such things were not translated because innocent minds might read them and become tainted with Sin. The passages were published as they were written with no attempt an explaining what they actually said. All that was known was that the polyglot showed up when Sam was tomcatting around. But we live in the future now with access to future technology. De la Bédoyère used that technology to make a new transcription of the diary, specifically the dirty bits.

He used digital images of the diary that he could do a proper CSI “zoom-enhance” and with a copy of the shorthand manual Pepys used, made a more correct transcription so he could get the correct words in the polyglot (some of the Spanish was originally incorrectly transcribed as French, the spelling wasn’t always correct in the original which caused more mistakes, that sort of thing.) Then he made a new translation that revealed that ol’ Sammy was a very, VERY bad boy, especially from 1665 to 1668.

Even though he had been married to his wife Elizabeth for over a decade, Sam did not hesitate to trade sex for favors. Specifically having sex with various men’s wives in return for promotions or good jobs with the Navy for the husbands. A lot of people knew Sam had a weakness for pretty women (even in church*) and they used that to their advantage. The most famous example is the Bagwells. Pepys was more than willing to give Mr. Bagwell a good naval job in exchange for the enjoyment of Mrs. Bagwell’s favors, even when she wasn’t willing to give them up. Yes, Sam straight-up raped her a few times because it was the 1660s and he was a man and women didn’t have rights to their own bodies under the law. You know, the good old days.

Sam got so reckless that he eventually got caught as we knew he would. One day in late 1668, Elizabeth caught him with his hand up her maid’s skirt. This led to a huge fight, the maid’s dismissal, and Sam being brought to heel. Even though he did try to chase the maid down when he thought Elizabeth wasn’t paying attention. However, he did realize that he needed to appreciate his wife more (in all senses of the word) and they were reconciling when the diary ended in 1669. Why did it end? Because Sam’s vision was failing. He probably had astigmatism, but reading glasses hadn’t been invented yet so the diary had to end.

As you may suspect, this book is a one-sided look at Pepys because it’s only the dirty bits and Sam’s views on women (and his viewing women). The full diary (linked above) has a more nuanced look at him, but since his affiliation with the Royal Society, his love of music, and his business with the Royal Navy has been thoroughly covered over the last century, it’s not important for de la Bédoyère’s purposes which is to bring the hidden parts to light. So we get the bad side of Samuel Pepys instead of the good. He acknowledges this in the epilogue when he discusses the two sides of Pepys:

Pepys was a bully, a vain and philandering hypocrite, and a domineering and mean-minded husband. He was capable of sexual violence as well as being coercive, deceitful, and manipulative. He groomed his female targets into submission and disregarded their feelings. He was also easily manipulated by others who spotted his inclinations. Some of his conduct was not exceptional for his own time or since but his candid diary ensured that sordid and discomfiting aspects of his private life would be preserved among the record of his other daily activities. Pepys probably also suffered from a behavioural addiction manifested in the compulsive pursuit of subversive extra-marital sex. This also added to his sense of entitlement. Secrecy was part of the thrill.[…]

Samuel Pepys was equally capable of generosity, compassion, and love. His enduring loyalty was one of his most edifying characteristics. He constructed a system of patronage which, despite being muddied by the sexual services he demanded from the wives of some of the men he helped forward, he diligently maintained long afterwards. He was meticulous, exceptionally well-organized, and a superb administrator. He had a form of high intelligence, had an overwhelming of credulous curiosity about life, and a well-developed appreciation of art and music. He was an invigorating individual and was manifestly held in great esteem by many of his contemporaries, which he enthusiastically recorded at every opportunity, though he also made enemies.

All in all, though, I liked the book. I still follow his diary online and I’m still fascinated by his life. Although I wouldn’t let him near me or any woman I know without at least three other people in the room and a can of bear spray in case he got grabby.

*Especially in church.

Fireflies and Chocolate, Ailish Sinclair

4 stars

First Sentence: “Ach, but will you look at that?”

Thoughts: It’s been about 150 years since the Mermaid and the Bear found peace in northern Scotland. Their great-great-however many times great granddaughter Elizabeth Manteith is living in the pink castle with her father, mother, a pair of servants, and her spaniel Prince Charles of All Scotland and Britain and the World. Well, not her father. He’s currently off with the real Prince Charles Hoping to Be of All Scotland and Britain and the World. Her mother is confined to her room doped up on laudanum to deal with the lasting grief of her young son’s death a few years before. So it’s basically just Elizabeth, the servants, and the dog.

Her father hasn’t forgotten her, though. For her upcoming sixteenth birthday he sends her some money to buy a real horse. She, Prince Charles the Dog, and the manservant go to Aberdeen to find a suitable steed. While there, Prince Charles runs off and Elizabeth runs after him. She’s promptly lost. Fortunately a kindly stranger says he saw her dog and leads her to the docks. Unfortunately he’s a slaver who shoves her into a bag and knocks her unconscious as soon as they get to his ship.

She comes to in the hold with a lot of other people going to America to be slaves or “indentured servants.” (Basically slavery with an expiration date.) She makes friends with Peter, the boy she’s chained to, and they support each other through the long, miserable journey. When they reach Pennsylvania, though, they’re separated and sold to different people.

Elizabeth convinces herself that she’s in love with Peter because she’s a hopelessly romantic sixteen-year-old. When she’s bought by an elderly woman named Mrs. Sauer (or “Sour”), she runs away as soon as she gets a chance, hoping to find Peter again. Instead she finds an American Indian woman and an escaped Black woman living on their own in the woods. They introduce her to her new home and introduce her to a nice Quaker man who knows Mrs. Sour. He tells Elizabeth that she was actually bought for the woman’s son Michael who doesn’t believe in slavery. Eventually he convinces her to go back to them.

Michael is an invalid tended by his faithful servant (not slave) Comfort. When Elizabeth gets to his house she finds it’s a proper bachelor’s quarters. She immediately starts cleaning up the kitchen and making an onion tart to supplement the plain bread and cheese the men have been living off of. She finds out that Michael’s main problem is laudanum and helps him get off the junk. As he recovers, he takes more of an interest in the plantation. He discovers that his overseer is a right bastard and gets rid of him. He frees the slaves working in the fields and gives them a stake in the plantation. I didn’t think this novel would be as much of a secret fantasy as its predecessor, but here we are. I ain’t complainin’.

Elizabeth goes to town with Michael where she meets Ben Franklin. She puts in an order with him for some handbills to post that describe Peter and tells him where to find her. Mr. Franklin also helps Elizabeth send some letters back to Scotland to let her family know what happened to her.

This isn’t a fairy tale like the original Manteith tale, but it is a nice coming-of-age tale about a woman suddenly dumped into the New World. While she isn’t part of the troubles in 1740s Scotland (which she learns about from letters from home) she has enough troubles on her own end. But there are wonders as well, like fireflies which I didn’t know were a North American only phenomenon. People in Scotland are used to finding hedgehogs in their gardens so it all evens out.

And in case you’re wondering, Prince Charles the Dog is fine. The manservant found him in Aberdeen and brought him back home. Elizabeth got a new dog in Pennsylvania anyway, and he was a Very Good Boy.

Small Angels, Lauren Owen

3.5 stars

First Sentence: Tell it to the trees.

Thoughts: Most of the people in the village know not to go into Mockbeggar Woods. Chloe doesn’t know why, so she asks the town blabbermouth about it at her hen party. He tells her most of the story of the last Gonne funeral, but he stops before the good part, leaving Chloe still confused but very interested in the woods.

She had come to the village with her fiance Sam to get married. Sam grew up there, but Chloe had only been there once before to meet his parents. She fell in love with the little country church, Saint Somebody and All Angels, aka Small Angels, on that visit. When she found out that it was being renovated as a wedding venue, one of her big decisions was made.

The villagers are happy about the marriage, but they’re nervous about opening Small Angels again. The last event there was the fateful funeral. The Gonnes, who lived near the church, had a lot of rituals to keep the forest quiet, but they’re all dead or gone except the youngest, Lucia, who isn’t keeping up the old traditions. That means the woods are waking up again. Why? They’re haunted by an angry ghost.

Harry Child was born to a “fallen woman” who lived in a cabin in the woods in the early 1800s. He was adopted by the Gonnes and raised as their own son. He and his adopted brother were the best of friends until they had a falling out in their early adulthood. Harry tried to hide in Small Angels from his brother, but he was tricked into coming out where he was torn apart by his brother’s dogs. Ever since then he’s haunted the woods, fenced in only by the Gonne’s rituals.

Two hundred years later, Lucia and her sisters liked to put on plays in the woods. They thought the trees and the spirits liked to hear the stories. Lucia went farther than the others, though, and ended up befriending Harry’s ghost. Everything was fine until she met Sam’s sister Kate and fell in love. Harry didn’t want to share Lucia with anyone, so he started coming out of the woods to cause trouble. It all came to a head at the funeral of Lucia’s grandfather when her sister Elphine was killed.

Now Chloe’s inadvertently stirring things up. She goes for a walk in the woods and accidentally wakes Harry up. This time he’s not only threatening the village, but the wedding. Kate, who’s back in town to be Sam’s best woman, goes to Lucia to see what they can do. And see if their relationship can be repaired, but that’s only a very minor part of the story and feels kind of tacked on so the book can be marketed to the sapphic romance crowd.

Me, I’m here for vengeful ghosts and this book delivers. Eventually. The story kind of drags. I blame Lucia because her life story is interspersed with the modern-day chapters and it goes. on. forever. Yeah, we get it, your grandma didn’t like you and you’re the misunderstood youngest child and a wee lesbian, can we get back to Harry now?